All I want for Christmas is...

Apabila Sandy bertanya Rakdon, "Syg gemuk tak?", dan Rakdon menjawab, "Gemuk. Tapi tak lah gemuk sangat. Berisi", it seriously hurt. Seriously. Tapi, sendiri yang tanya, maka amek lah ko, kan? Dan apabila baru-baru ini, Rakdon bagitau yang Sandy dah nampak kurus sikit, baguslah, Sandy berusahalah lagi, Rakdon suka, bla..bla...., Sandy rasa macam eee, tak bersyukur betul la mamat ni. EEEEEEEEEE.. Geram, kan?

But today, I learn to appreciate his honesty. Plus, dia pun have put on some weight, maka, kami seri. (ok, ni cuma nak sedapkan hati sendiri)

This morning while driving to Shah Alam, I listened to the hitz morning crew. As usual. They play 'what you want for Christmas..?' You call them, tell them what you want from someone, and they will call that someone, and tell him/her what you want for Christmas. Macam orang tengah la. Geddit? Yer la, kalau kiter sendiri nak bagitau apa yang kita nak, macam susah nak bagi hint, kan? Hehe.

So this one guy, mari kita panggil dia Jerk, called JJ and Ian. He told the morning crew, for this Christmas, he wants something from his girl, Tania. He wants her to lose her weight. And I was like, wtf? Tak boleh bagitau sendiri? But the crew said: "Your wish is our command. We will call your girl now". And I was like, wow, how will the girl react?? Jeng jeng jeng.

So, JJ started by asking about their relationship, how long they have been together and so on..so on.. The girl seemed pretty sweet. She said they been together for a long time, and she even brag that she has the sweetest boyfriend.. bla..bla..always there when I need him.. he is everything bla bla.. Biasala, in love.. Macam Sandy gak la kan. And JJ and Ian were '"ooohhh... wow... that's good.....".

But, when the duo explained about the game they are playing this morning and told her that for this Christmas, all her bf wants is for her to lose some weight, she went nut. Banyak gak la 'beep' cencored.. Tak tahan, k. Tania said that she did noticed that she had gained some weight recently, but everytime she asked Jerk, he would say, "noooo, you're ok... you're pretty.... i think you should put on some weight...... bla..bla..." Tania said, "I am very upset he didn't have the guts to say it to my face but choose to go on air and now the whole Malaysia can hear.. ", followed by those beep beep... I somehow agreed with her. Dan ketika itulah, rasa menyampah dan geram dengan jawapan jujur dari Rakdon hilang. Malah diganti dengan satu penghargaan. Sandy appreciate Rakdon berterus terang. Aiceh.

JJ and Ian hanya mampu "errr... aaaa..errr.." Hahaha.. Sian deyrang. But, they ended the conversation well. Dalam cubaan memujuk, one of them said, "Tania, Tania, you know what, we think all you need for this Christmas is.. a new brand boyfriend!"

Haha! There you go, Jerk.

Jadi, selepas ini, Sandy mungkin akan berterus terang yang Sandy rasa hidung Rakdon tu kembang lah. Mungkin perlukan pembedahan plastik. Hehehehe. Bergurau, ok. Tapi part kembang tu serius. Part pembedahan tu yang bergurau. Lalalala~

Sekian.